Duke Ranger

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To whom it may concern: I would like to apologize for the trash piling up, it seems to do that on its own. Moving past the trash I would like to warn you that if you use the bathrooms, please wear slippers, flip flops or some other foot covering for...
At one point in the semester, a Project X type event was held to celebrate a well-played football game. I left the place at around 9 p.m., when it was a modest gathering. Unbeknownst to me, it became a turned into a rager during the six hours I was...
Weird stuff happens in my suite all the time. Random people sleep on the lounge floor, suite mates go missing and somehow my socks never make it back from the laundry room. All of that was normal in comparison to the time I found Neo passed out against the...
Normally once I’m asleep, nothing will wake me up. This includes, but is not limited to, loud music, “turnt” college kids, hurricanes and fireworks. But the people above my room? They are a force unto their own. I didn’t know trampolines were allowed in the dorms. Good thing for...
Have you ever seen Wall-E? Oh you have? Then you remember how the humans left earth because it was so polluted. Now picture that in a college suite. Yep, that was my suite. There were times when I wished that it had its own personal trash disposing robot because...

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