G-Spot Chronicles: March 26, 2015

To whom it may concern: I would like to apologize for the trash piling up, it seems to do that on its own. Moving past the trash I would like to warn you that if...

Major requirements leave little room for course creativity

It’s that time of the semester again: course selection. Thinking back to last year, my senior year of high school, I dreamed about this. I was so excited to be where I am now, picking...

Vinyl revival is on the rise

  For a long time, people looked at vinyl as nothing more than a past memory, but once again, vinyl has become a sought after form of music, drawing in consumers with it’s vintage, unique...

A Foodie’s first taste: Krazy Fusion Cafe

The Kingston Emporium, just on the edge of the University of Rhode Island’s campus, has a new offering in its lineup of quick service and casual dining: the Krazy Fusion Cafe. On first glance, the...

What’s the move? Glamorous millennial post-grad plans

  If you wanted to meet for lunch on May 23, I can’t.  I have plans.   I’m going to roll myself out of bed that day after my college graduation, pack my fuzzy blanket, wine...

Column: It’s okay not to have a major as a freshman

I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I didn’t declare a major until my sophomore year at the University of Rhode Island. I came into college worried that I was already...

Reacting to the election as a minor

A year from now when someone says to me, “it’s your fault that we’re in this situation,” I can truthfully say it’s not. I am talking about probably the most important presidential election in...

Back to basics: Look both ways, URI

When we were kids, we were all most likely told to look both ways before crossing the street.  Evidently, people have forgotten this simple fact upon arriving to the University of Rhode Island.  While...

Letter to the Editor: URI part-time faculty union delivers petition to President Dooley

On Wednesday October 28, University of Rhode Island Part-Time Faculty Union President Ed Inman was joined by URI part-time faculty members, labor leaders, community activists, and students to present a petition to President Dooley....

Nicaragua mission trip leaves lasting impression

It’s hard to believe, as I sit in my house watching this blizzard, that just three weeks ago I was in 85 degree weather in sunny Nicaragua. This was my second mission trip with the...

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