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Monday, April 3, 2017 URI MEN’S QUIDDITCH TEAM TRYOUTS 5 p.m. – the former Meade Stadium – $25 registration fee Students are encouraged to come tryout for the new URI…

Dinosaur skeleton discovered, halts Engineering Complex construction

Dinosaur skeleton discovered, halts Engineering Complex construction

All construction has come to a halt on the new Engineering Complex as of Friday afternoon when students trespassing on the site discovered a dinosaur skeleton. The three students who…

Student 3-D prints girlfriend printed in the Makerspace

Student 3-D prints girlfriend printed in the Makerspace

The Makerspace at the Robert L. Carothers library has resulted in creations much more innovative than mere phone cases or figurines. Spencer Sullyvan, junior textile, fashion merchandising and design major,…

‘Savage’ URI Squirrel Attack Injures 50

‘Savage’ URI Squirrel Attack Injures 50

The Department of Public Safety, in a press release late Sunday night, confirmed that 50 freshmen who were viciously attacked by a lone squirrel in Barlow Circle are all in…

Ghost of Adams Hall has no issue with gender-neutral restrooms, despite being over a century old

Ghost of Adams Hall has no issue with gender-neutral restrooms, despite being over a century old

After decades of reports of hauntings in the hallways and dorm rooms of the University’s oldest residence hall, the apparatus made contact with this realm claiming it has no problem…

URI to redo fine arts

On March 23rd, the University of Rhode Island Faculty Senate voted to approve a rebuild of the Fine Arts building on campus backed by a large majority of students from…

Get ‘Caught Up’ at Usher’s Spring Tour

Get ‘Caught Up’ at Usher’s Spring Tour

During a presentation in Swan Auditorium on Tuesday, President David Dooley outlined his upcoming plans for the University to an audience that was expecting a list of measured, smart, calculated…

Student Senate report 4/1

The URI Student Senate held an additional meeting to welcome the new senate as well as the newly elected President Ry Bukshot and Andre Donneski. The meeting started off with…

SATIRE Sex and the Cigar: How to fake an orgasm

We all have those moments when things are getting passionate, your heart is racing and your excitement is through the roof. You’re ready to be taken into a land of…

New England trades QB Jimmy Garoppolo to URI football

In a stunning turn of events, the New England Patriots announced on their official Facebook page that they completed a deal to trade quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo to the University of…

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